yeah I’m cheap I get it, I sold my soul in trade for £20 into my account, I know they will take half of that in subscription costs before I’m able to cancel but all it costs is a grand degeneration of the information coming into my email and a moan every few days as I continue to see “BENEFITS MADE ME 23ST” in my attempts to milk the newspaper of free competitions until I can quit, I’m like a gleeful child chomping on candy given from a free stand at some carnival of ignorance.  

sorry I just had to confess.